Have You Ever...

Have you ever accidentally sprayed your underarms with hairspray, thinking it was deodorant?

Have you ever gone to church wearing two different colored shoes?

Have you ever sat in on a meeting only to realize you're in the wrong meeting?

Have you ever gone through an entire day and not realize until getting ready for bed you'd worn your shirt inside out?

Have you ever spent panic-filled moments looking for your car keys only to realize you'd been holding the keys all along?

How about looking for same keys in same panic while sitting in the car while it's running (so THAT's where the keys went!)?

Have you ever walked across a crowded room with your skirt tucked up into your panty hose?

Have you ever addressed the 'new wife' by the 'old wife's' name?

Have you ever been so overwhelmed by the magnitude of an important finals exam you blanked out when asked to write your name at the top of the page?

Have you ever stood on a ramp in a busy building, thrown back your head in laughter and broken the strand of beads you'd been wearing,thus sending you and everyone else chasing after rolling beads scattered everywhere?

Have you ever been onstage at a dance recital and realize your costume top had not been adequately secured?

Have you ever gotten the giggles while someone else is in deep heartfelt prayer?

Ummm...

Me neither